Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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