Whod you bang
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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