And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Im part way to drunk.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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