Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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