Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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