Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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