dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize