can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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