even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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