Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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