did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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