But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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