There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
