She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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