You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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