going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
two words: eviction party
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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