So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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