Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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