It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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