I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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