i think i have herpe
just one?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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