This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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