This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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