If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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