Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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