i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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