Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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