It's Friday. Sex?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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