it's not cheating when I paid for it
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Randomize
