I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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