She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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