let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Do vagina's smell?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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