Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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