A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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