Need sex. Gaining weight.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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