He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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