It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I am naked and annoyed.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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