Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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