Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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