dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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