they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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