Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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