This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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