i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
How external is "for external use only"?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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