i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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