My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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