what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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