New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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