Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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