is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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