Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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