I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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