We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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