"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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